“The concept is to make your world more real. You apply a tiny stain to one place, or add a smudge of grease, or even use a fine brush to paint graffiti.”
The model railroader was showing a visitor his layout.
“Look at these boxcars. They look exactly like miniature versions of the real thing. You can’t make your objects too dirty.
“See that train coming across the bridge? I aged the locomotive with a mild acid solution, then I carefully added soot, dust and exhaust. I used acrylic paint to blacken the grills and create rust.
“Over here, I weathered the train station with sandpaper and deliberately broke one of the steps leading to the side door. I even put some mold in the waiting room. But to see that you have to peer through this little window.”
The model railroader laughed. “I’ve spent hundreds of hours trying to make this layout as realistic as possible. Look at the steel bridge and the forested mountain, the city park and city streets. Look closely at the sidewalks, the litter, the shop windows and busy people.
“But you know what makes this world really convincing?
“See that railroad crossing gate? I made it drop down on top of a car.
“A driver has jumped out of another car in the traffic jam and is waving his fist.
“A delivery truck has suddenly veered to avoid an accident, and a load of barrels has tumbled out.
“One barrel is still rolling two blocks away.
“The ladder of the arriving fire engine is swinging out of control. It knocked over a pretzel stand. And here come dozens of stray dogs.
“Frightened by stampeding dogs, two lovers in the park have jumped up onto a bench.
“A police officer has climbed a tree.
“The pilot of a hot air balloon, watching the chaos below, has become tangled on a church steeple.
“Down every little street, around every corner, trouble percolates and spreads like ripples on a pond. It’s a world made farcical by trouble. And not a single little person has the ability to escape. They remain where I glued them.”
The model railroader waved an arm proudly above his meticulously constructed world.
“When you look down and find unbounded chaos, you know it’s real.”
The visitor gazed at small pleasures and laughed.